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Zombies Invade Seminole Learning Commons

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On April 1, 2015, anatomy models in the Learning Support Commons on the Seminole campus turned on students and faculty alike, resulting in unexpected horror and carnage. “I was just trying to study for Spanish class when everyone started yelling,” said student Halie Corlett. “Que pasa?”

Tutors and students alike fought back as they were able, but were eventually forced to flee. Security was called in to quell the uprising with Cuban sandwiches pilfered from the cafe. When asked the reason for his actions, anatomy model Frank could only say, “I was just trying to diet off some Spring Break pounds, but I got so hungry!”

An investigation is pending. Interested parties can follow Frank’s updates on this and other topics on Twitter at @AlliWantRPants

 

 

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