Dear Harper: Hopelessly Twitterpated

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Dear Harper,

I really like this guy. We are friends and he’s amazing. I think he likes me but I’m not sure if I should risk the friendship and tell him how I feel.


Hopelessly Twitterpated


Dear Hopelessly Twitterpated,

Boys like it when you take charge. Make him feel like a child. Do everything for him. Talk to him in baby talk and make a big deal about how great you two would be in front of his friends. Tell him he is the most attractive man ever. Sexy people should always be reminded about how hot and visually stunning they are and when possible make these comments on his Facebook wall and your Facebook wall so that everyone knows. When you finally profess your love for him make sure to stand in front of the TV while he is playing his favorite video game. Guys love domineering women! 🙂

Luck and love,



Co-Authored by: Billie Cumberlidge

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